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Friday, October 06, 2006

Here some jokes 4 u..

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means , "With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
B'coz people started licking the wrong side.
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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs??
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How urs look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt urs?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!
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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential Dad says, you are my son, im confident.
ur friend also my son, that's confidential!
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex. Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints..

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errrrr...that's all for today....GO ON!! Do the things that U r suppose to do..stop sitting and scrolling for more..

get lost. [10/06/2006 01:23:00 PM]

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Say what u wanna say..I am beautiful in every single way....
The words I heard u saying to folks around me...
U least expect the REAL me..
Maybe It's TIME I'll let u see for urself
Wat life is all about..

Not bother me,I'll let you EAT your own cake,
BUT if you DO,I'll let u EAT your own SHIT!Haha..

They tink im a bitch
They tink im a whore
They tink im so cheap
Dun judge in wat I wore

All those lost soul out there..realise in urself before u try seekin otha's NEGATIVITY
Ur words..ABSOLUTE NOTHING..can move me into SOMEONE else but ME
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